It's Koi Because...
It's beret cool. Made in France from pure wool, Itchy Patchy Scratchy's classic beret in bright blue is embroidered with 'justice' across the front in red thread. Pull it on and say your piece.
Geeky Deets
- The 'let your clothes do the talking' brand
- Made in France
- 100% wool
- A fun, new brand that focuses on decoration, adornment and season-less fashion, Itchy Patchy Scratchy creations always have a sense of humour and a point of view - just like every good koigirl


Love it. Want it. You got it.
We send all our Koi parcels by Standard Delivery, which means you’ll receive your order in 2-4 business days after it’s been confirmed.

The deets

Orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday should be delivered the next business day between 9am-6:30pm.  

Orders placed after 12pm on Friday will be delivered on Tuesday.
Please note that due to circumstances out of our control, delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. 

All US customers will be responsible for US taxes and duty charges. 

A pinky promise

We won’t keep you waiting. We aim to dispatch all orders within 24 hours of order confirmation. 

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For information on returns, please view our Customer Care Page.