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Just incase you need help finding a reason to do the deed, the Why I Must Have Sex With You Pad offers a playful checklist that indicates every reason possible for doing it, from actual desire to boredom to good old-fashioned mutually satisfying fun. Then clear off the kitchen table and let the good times roll!
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Abrams & Chronicle, a publisher of award-winning visual books, gifts, games, puzzles, toys and stationary. Arriving at KOIBIRD for the gifting season, discover our curated selection of lucky tickets, vouchers and more.
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